Disqus Rehab

Welcome to Mal, our second chatroom as well as the second chapter of the Rehab Saga!  The name is Mal because the user named Scarecrow, Crow in short, won the chatroom naming event for this time being, so congratulations to Crow for giving us such a wholesome and unique name to our second chatroom! I could never have foreseen this event come to life, but Mal is just such a great and substantial name, almost reminds me of someone HAHA! Honorable mention to Rosa (second place) and Daredemonai (third place), good hustle guys, but yeah, this was inevitable.  A brief reminder, but here in Mal, you can pretty much discuss anything as long as it isn't too out of pocket! If you wanna belong to the community then be aware that your comment will be sent to pending if you aren't a member already. But if you feel like you could fit in and you aren't banned, then you're welcome to try! I say this because Mal is generous. Mal is ever-giving, and as such, any user should feel at home ...

 Welcome to the first chatroom of Rehab as well as the first chapter of the Rehab Saga! If you're new here, then welcome to Afterlife and enjoy your stay and if you're an old Rehab user, welcome back to another round. Bet you didn't saw this coming in a million years lmaoooo. If you know you know, and if you don't, you're welcome to join! I would post rules here but frankly it's very simple, if I dislike you, you're banned and if I don't, then I love you.  No, this is not a scene, this is the real thing. And here we gooooooooooooooooooooooo---

Alright I've been delaying this for quite some time now but I might as well get it out of the way now that I have the necessary motivation at hand. Welcome to the community room of Rehab, in here you, as a user, can post any information about yourself to describe yourself so that users could get to know you! Of course, this information can just be about anything you find convenient to describe yourself but don't go through awkward lengths to do so, please 💀 You will most likely gain an idea on what you are supposed to write based on the comments below, but here are a few examples of how you can describe yourself as a user.

Hello minions, it is I, your lord and savior Cloud, and I hereby bring you to a new aeration to our culture. It goes like this: Every time our current chatroom hits 80k comments, we will use this chatroom as a way to create the new name for the new said chatroom. But how will that work? Well, it's very simple, so allow me to give you a basic rundown in case you missed out on the last time we did this! First of all, it's important to think of a name or two, since you only get TWO choices here. You will post your entry in which you will write the desired name for the new chatroom. It doesn't have to be two times, but you are free to do it. Since it starts when we hit 80k comments, it means there is an end date. Last time it lasted a week but this time I'm going to differentiate and give the end of this "event" when the chatroom hits 100k comments. The highest upvoted comment entry will win, naturally. However, here are a few ground rules to keep things balanced:...

Fun fact? Did you know that Mal means "evil" in Portuguese?! Oh wow, you didn't know that?! Damn, you do now! As a mat--- Sorry, no more bad humor, I just had to break the ice on my own. Everyone knows this is about Mal, so let's get started. At a point in time, I considered making a "Why Rushion and Mal just works", but it's pretty pointless because the whole world just knows. Unless you are a worthless irrelevant lifeforce who refuses to upvote for whatever retarded reason you could possibly bring up. I even considered making a video, but holy fuck, would you look at that?! Expressing my own thoughts via writing is much easier! Well, that's actually not the reason. I'm just too lazy to shave, sorry.  Given that statement, what shall I be doing today to honor Mal's birthday? I did think about taking a screenshot of every Rushion content just to please her in a very explicit way. I even went to the part where I requested everyone's true w...

            Dear Rehab users, it is I, your lord and savior Cloud! My mission here today is not only to end your perpetual boredom but to bring light to a whole new perspective that I believe everyone by now should know about.   Noticeably, you already have a clear idea. To start this off, it's Haro's birthday, but this isn't a Haro appreciation room ONLY. No, no, no. You see... Papa Cloud here has bigger plans in store. Not only will this be about Haro, but it will be about a user who we are all very familiar with, that being, Fyo! In honor of Haro's birthday, I figured that I might as well FINALLY explain why Fyo X Haro, or Haro X Fyo just works. You might think I'm taking a joke too far and that's where I just get extremely offended and therefore, feel the need to demonstrate why this ship works once and for all. Presumably, you would assume that I would include disclaimers, but that's only when I don't want said users to get offended over by conten...

  Apparently, my Circus has been getting too much attention, which is a good thing, and in regard of that, users also want to post their embarrassing stories that they have to tell. I am an advocate of honesty, so in order to support the cause, I have decided to create this room for any user who feels like giving the users a story time to everyone. Be kind to the point of upvoting the stories because the feeling of having an essay posted posted with little to no upvotes is staggering. And everyone can talk here. This isn't a circus; it's a club.